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Posted by Maane Simpas | Posted in | Posted on 5:29 PM

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Maane!

  1. Maane was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons!
  2. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Maane is near.
  3. If you cut Maane in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.
  4. Only twelve people have ever set foot on Maane.
  5. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Maane!
  6. The porpoise is second to Maane as the most intelligent animal on the planet!
  7. If you chew gum while peeling Maane then it will stop you from crying!
  8. People used to believe that dressing their male children as Maane would protect them from evil spirits.
  9. You should always open Maane at least an hour before drinking her!
  10. Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with Maane!

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